dreamcatchingmagic: postulation: destielarryziam: australiansanta: thesociallyawkwardasian: queerlava: thesociallyawkwardasian: how do mermaids have babies do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes why didn’t tarzan have a beard how many things are there why didn’t aladdin have nipples so many question, not enough answers…
honeyedheroine replied to your video: Play Sign me up. Lol good lord The original video (the non-singing version) was made as part of the lady’s demo reel of acting, not for eHarmony or as part of an eHarmony profile. I don’t think you can actually do eHarmony videos as she describes. eHarmony is far too closed off that sort of thing. It’s good acting in that original video...
slumcultandgather: Queens Of The Stone Age //...
youkillmypatience: the title of my autobiography is going to be “that’s not how you spell my name”
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necklace-of-rope: so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
srslyomg: pomegran8: you know what’s dumb the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives thank you
thsmiths: i asked my brother if he’d ever loved any of his girlfriends and he said “no, the only girl i’ve ever loved was hope” hope was our guinea pig
sadhag: you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself
ninaserena: This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Meme
kellygarretts: do you ever look through old pictures and think where the hell did that shirt go
jack-whites-guitar: andthenisay: sallymurphy: don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it this is why, in particularly intense reading situations, i physically put my hand over the bottom of the page so i can’t accidentally spoil...
When humans act with cruelty we characterize them as ‘animals’, yet the only...– Anthony Douglas Williams (via younker)